The first time, earlier this month, was pneumonia. I nearly died because I couldn't breathe. I'm better now.
Then, tonight, I got into an accident. My scooter hit a slick spot on the road in the middle of a rain storm at 40mph. I went over and slid a good 30 ft or so. Unhurt, due to wearing ridiculously heavy clothes(czech military issue pants and a 1950's era italian army jacket, both are heavy canvas) and a helmet, but my scooter's trashed and I'll have to fix it tomorrow.
...yes, I ride a motorscooter. If you laugh, I'll kill you while reminding you cheerfully that I get 100mpg on it and filling the tank costs only 2$ and lasts me forever.
Devious Comments
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It's true, too. People assume that Asians are fired from the womb with at least 40 grandfather's worth of acenstral nunchuck knowledge. Bizarre shit. - ~Ithiel
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Educate yourself [link]
I'm just another bitter white person clinging to my god and my gun.
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It's true, too. People assume that Asians are fired from the womb with at least 40 grandfather's worth of acenstral nunchuck knowledge. Bizarre shit. - ~Ithiel
I make fun of my fathers
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I speak of the pompitous of love
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Educate yourself [link]
I'm just another bitter white person clinging to my god and my gun.
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Educate yourself [link]
I'm just another bitter white person clinging to my god and my gun.
Also, motorscooters are awesome, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
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Martin: This dress is electric.
Dave: I know, you look wonderful darling!
My guide to stress and accents in Spanish: [link]
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Educate yourself [link]
I'm just another bitter white person clinging to my god and my gun.
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2 guys 1 cup
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